Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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