I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Your penis caused this!
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