if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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