Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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