Got a toothbrush?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
well you can't waste a boner
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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