Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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