There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Ladies don't puke and tell
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