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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
i am craving dick and cupcakes
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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