I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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