he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she smelled like a LAN party
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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