what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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