So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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