My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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