So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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