Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she was so not down for the gang bang
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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