I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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