I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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