She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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