bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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