hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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