you would pick up someone in the library
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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