Having a random hookup so left but love u
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
