well I can't set my house on fire every night
I seem to have left my pride at pride
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
you made out with another girl for some wings
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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