You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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