That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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