i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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