fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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