I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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