hell yes lets make some ravioli
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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