Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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