plz talk dirty to me
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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