dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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