Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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