$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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