My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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