i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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