turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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