Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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