Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
