Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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