Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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