Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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