I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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