I saw his package. It spoke to me.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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