dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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