I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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