I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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