yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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