Can Purell be used as lube?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
