Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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