i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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