does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Gay?
German.
Pity.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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