i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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