i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You know, be my cock's hype man.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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