So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
