She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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