I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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